Monday, November 10, 2008

Je ne suis pas Lars Eighner...

...as I've mentioned before. That I'm not must, in his heart of hearts, drive NasTim mad.

Except - I've had a new idea. Perhaps NasTim invented Lars, just so he could hate him? Lord knows there's nothing he enjoys more than a good, thorough hate, and I suppose there's only so much venom you can spew at even such a capacious target as, for example, American publishing (or America). I wouldn't put anything past a man who would invent a gang of teen ex-hooker "artists" just so he could fantasize their various traumas and inevitable mentor-crushes.

I'm glad, I suppose, he's got a new dog, even if he is going the whole service-dog scam again; I wonder who's on his case about that bit of trivia?

As for who's obsessed, and who doesn't have a life? Darling, I've written little squibs some two-dozen times over two years or so, out of pure amusement and a glint of malice. Somebody else has made a cottage industry out of invective against my evil little self -reams of posts and blogs and poison-pen e-mails. You do the math. Pot, kettle, black.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

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www.moronsinchapelhill.com


Take a look and you'll see old Timmy written about there as well, but not as extensively as you write about the old boy Timmy on this site.

Anonymous said...

He was a huge fraud. How anyone can still read his work is beyond me.
For those who don't know:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1154221,00.html

Anonymous said...

Wow - I'm amazed all this is still going on. I hadn't checked in for almost a year, but I recently started reading a Tony Hillerman novel and it jogged my memory.

Thanks for staying on top of all this. And keep on Nasdijjin'.

Anonymous said...

I love how he's magically gotten almost 9 million hits on the blog since he put that counter up yesterday.

Anonymous said...

he's killing off his fictitious boys again, boo hoo. it's like a poorly written soap opera.

Anonymous said...

They're back in Paris now.

Lars Eighner said...

Lars Eighner, c'est moi!

I ... I don't what to say. Until a couple of days ago, I had no idea I had been promoted to arch fiend.